Last week sometime, Roger and I were talking and, I don't even remember what the conversation was about, but I said "I can't even remember the last time I was sick."
Well Monday I left work early with a terribly stomach ache. I tried to stick it out, but blood and other bodily fluids are not easy on a queasy stomach. I went to work the next day and was fine, but I could feel a cold coming on. Thursday morning I woke up feeling awful and, by the grace of God, got a call from work that they didn't need me!
So, for the past two days, I have been hanging out on the couch, snuggled up in a sweater and two blankets and watching Netflix.
(Cosmo and knock-off Dayquil/Nyquil to keep me company)
For once I wish someone would bring me a warm blanket and adjust my pillow!
Anyway...
Here are a few funny "you know you're a nurse when's..."
Here are a few funny "you know you're a nurse when's..."
- You would like to meet the inventor of the call bell in a dark alley one night.
- You can only tell time with a 24 hour clock.
- You don't get excited about blood loss unless it's your own
- You live by the motto, "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the physician is more difficult.
- You find yourself admiring other people's veins in the line at the grocery store.
- You believe that saying "it can't get any worse" causes it to get worse.
- You've ever had to leave a patient's room before you began laughing uncontrollably.
- You have to stop yourself from adding "RN" to your name on your credit card slips.
- You have dreams that 10 hours of your shift has gone by and you haven't seen any of your patients yet.
- When you hear the song "Staying Alive," all you think about is CPR.
- You plan what you will have for lunch while cleaning up a bowel movement.
- You've had to choose between eating and peeing.
- The only reason you watch medical shows is to point out the errors.
I hope you all have a great weekend!
Keep smiling
Meagan





